Jackie Maslow

I often wear my glasses to cover up my face when I’m feeling insecure. Also they let me see things which is cool.

Shoutout to Kelly Kelly for being cool.

I took a selfie at work because my hair was curly and I liked it… Don’t like my face though.

I took a selfie at work because my hair was curly and I liked it… Don’t like my face though.

croutoncat:

i have hit rock bottom and its only tuesday

michaelsgclifford:

MICHAEL IS A LEVEL 10 FUCKBOY

michaelsgclifford:

MICHAEL IS A LEVEL 10 FUCKBOY

cerulean-tmp:

catsbeaversandducks:

Her name is Sassy and she’s the cutest albino raccoon you have ever seen.

Photos by ©Sassy the “Polar Bear” Raccoon
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aLBINO RACCOON IS MY NEW DREAM

historia-reisss:

links-butt:

jean-the-majestic-mustang:

stoned-levi:

ukesonfire:

dirkology:

dirkology:

dirkology:

WHEN I WAS

A YOUNG BOY

MY FATHER

disappeared into the night

STABBED ME IN THE ARM WITH A NEEDLE, AND LEFT MY SISTER AND ME CONFUSED AND HELPLESS AND I FUCKING TURNING INTO A TITAN AND WAS NEVER FUCKING SEEN AGAIN AND I STILL DON’T KNOW WHAT THE HELL IS IN THE SHITTING FUCKING BASEMENT GOD FUCKING DAMMIT 

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TO SEE A MARCHING BAND

HE SAID SON WHEN YOU GROW UP

updates on my love life:
awkwardlyinsane:

hopelesshoping:

Look at my scary pitbull

If you say pitbulls are evil dogs I’ll probably punch you in the face

awkwardlyinsane:

hopelesshoping:

Look at my scary pitbull

If you say pitbulls are evil dogs I’ll probably punch you in the face

lordofthenerdsandfandoms:

#CLEARLY REBLOGGING FOR RDJ’S FACE

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If I don’t reblog this, it’s because I’m dead.