Jackie Maslow

My friend was at the VMAs and he knows I like 5 Seconds of Summer so he sent me this.

People are literally tweeting “first day of college ✔️” and I’m over here like oh my god get the fuck over it it’s just fucking school for fucks sake.

hunky-bat:

synchronised catting

crocusleaf:

crocusleaf:

I am the black Medusa. 

will this get 1,000 notes before i die?  

So my sister and I were watching Hercules and the entire movie is basically Hercules trying to prove himself a god so he can rejoin his family on Olympus. But then at the end when he’s fighting all of the Titans ON OLYMPUS, him not being a god doesn’t seem to be a problem. How did he get up there? He’s not a god. Who let him up there?

sheeplock-holmes:

my-patronus-is-obamas-face:

beben-eleben:

20 Awesome Acts Of Celebrity Kindness

I am actually crying wtf is wrong with me

The last one is what got me

So I went to get my hair trimmed today and my stylist was watching her grandkids and the oldest one, a four year old girl, was wearing a One Direction shirt.

So I asked her who her favorite was and she said she didn’t know but her mom likes Harry. So I asked which one was Harry and she pointed to Liam (pre shaved head, mind you) and said uh, this one! And I was like, are you sure? To which she replied yes. Then I pointed to Harry and said, I think that one’s Harry, and she was like, he’s Harry too.

Then she pointed to Louis and said he was Harry. Then she said, in the happiest, most carefree voice, they’re all Harry.

iamthekingofsassgard:

bucketchallenge:

Robert Pattinson

i caNT BREATHE

btrandkittens:

Logie Bear :3

btrandkittens:

Logie Bear :3

westernkanye:

An important purchase

westernkanye:

An important purchase


My new knife. Please fuck with me.

My new knife. Please fuck with me.