Sister: So I can't put chalk in your hair?
Me: Uhhh.. No.
Sister: Is that like a "not now" no or a "not ever" no.
Me: Like a "right now not ever" no. Like right now I say not ever.
Sister: UGH WHY?
Me: I don't know I've just never really dyed my hair or anything-
Sister: Oh not you, God.
Me: Oh... Okay.
Sister: Ugh like look at me; I'm creative and I love to experiment and of all people, I'm stuck with you!
Sister: Oh I didn't mean it like that. I didn't mean it to insult you it's just-
Me: What other way is there to mean it?! It's only meant to insult me!